Roach Limbo

The Pope Roach.

The new catechism of The Holy Roman Cockroach doctrine approved by Pope Benedict XVI in the middle of December 2005 has done away with Limbo.

A bunch of cockroaches in Limbo.

To the dismay of those squished without sacrament, however, Purgatory still officially resides in an unnamed urinal outside Bakersfield, CA.

This post was tagged ministerial, monotheistic, moral, mortal, and mystical.