A magic microwave.

Normally I spend my tax refund on magic beans.

A magic microwave.

This year, however, I decided to visit the Micro-Oracle of Delphi.

The oldest of axioms wins the prize: 'tis better to be fortunate than wise.

I listened carefully to what it had to say.

A magic microwave.

So… it should be safe to attack Persia, then?

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